togetherwellbedeadly:

lanaspussycola:

*the other woman plays in the background*

LANA TWEET AND SHADE THOSE WHORES AWAY.

(Source: pussyandcola, via hardguitarsandharmonies)

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via hardguitarsandharmonies)

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

(via saltandburnitbaby)

(Source: methhomework, via kamicarrot)

kirbsuperb:

I’m not sure why, but it makes me so happy that they still hang out. 💝

(via saltandburnitbaby)

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

(via brokenticktock)

funeralhome420:

I am mesmerized by boys who wear their hair in buns

(via saltandburnitbaby)

zackisontumblr:

*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*

(via darien-shieldz)

2547446:

y’all ever take a pic and be like this ain’t even my skin color

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

kanyes-wife:

every single scene from this show is on tumblr

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department, via saltandburnitbaby)

finallyraven:

toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

realist thing i’ve read all day. 

(via hardguitarsandharmonies)

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(Source: zvyozdochka, via hardguitarsandharmonies)

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